It's Adnan Bitch....And His ET Interview Plays Like A Spoof




Ashley Cole, The Womanising Tosser

Ashley Cole has been exposed today as a cheat on his wife Cheryl Tweedy – again. The Chelsea footballer was last week accused of sleeping with a blonde hairdresser and ever since then the floodgates have opened, with more women coming forward. But today things have got even worse for Ashley with Aimee Walton claiming that he didn't use protection during their sordid liaison. When Ashley learned that Aimee feared she may be pregnant he said: "Shit! I'm shaking. I'm sorry." When it was suggested to Ashley that he should have worn a condom he said: "I don't do that shit."  But perhaps even more disgustingly Aimee was offered cash to have an abortion. A representative of Cole's visited Aimee and told her: "The best thing for Ashley is to terminate the baby... We would do whatever you want. Obviously he's not gonna leave his wife, he's not gonna get involved. If you want to terminate the pregnancy and then go on holiday with your friend, then you know that's fine. We would take care of that. If you wanna keep the baby we'll give you something towards it." Cheryl and Ashley have been locked in bitter talks this weekend, but with these new allegations Cheryl's family are urging her to dump him. One relative said: "If he can't be trusted, she should walk away." Ashley's pleas for forgiveness won't have been helped by the string of other women also claiming they were paid to stay quiet about their nights of passion with Cole. Another relative added: "Cheryl doesn't deserve to be treated like this. We feel like giving Ashley a good shake and saying 'What the hell are you playing at?' The whole thing is a dreadful, dreadful mess."




Britney Won't Go To Birmingham After All...

Britney Spears has split from her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. The troubled singer claims that Adnan was exploiting her to boost his career and is so bitter that she has taken legal action to keep him away. Yesterday Britney bizarrely invited two of the paparazzi from a rival agency into her house at 2am and when they went to leave four hours later, begged them to stay. A pal of Britney's said; "None of us know what she's going to do next. The situation with Adnan’s been messy from the start." Brummie Adnan is denying reports he is touting his story for £1million.

Reports of the supposed restraining order surfaced when Britney invited two paparazzi photograhers into her home at approximately 2am on Sunday morning. The snappers spent four hours with Britney and friend Sam Lutfi, and according to one of the photographers, Lutfi said that they'd filed a request for a restraining order against Ghalib because they want him "out of Britney's life". Speaking of their time inside Chez Britney, one of the photographers said: "Britney asked us to leave the cameras in the car, and she poured some champagne for us. She was very sweet. Sam [Lufti] was telling us to not worry about Adnan because they have filed a restraining order against him."

Britney's dumped Brummie boyfriend claims he knows nothing about the split or the alleged restraining order. In a statement he says: "All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning.The reason being, that I have had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.” He'll be back with the pap riff raff before you can say "stalker".




Jodie Marsh's Dogs Are Her Kids!




Britney: "I'll Kill Myself"

Britney Spears has threatened to kill herself rather than face psychiatric care. Brit reportedly shouted down the phone to a pal, “They’re not sending me to the nut house! I’ll kill myself before I let them lock me up again.” This revelation is the latest in her increasingly erratic behaviour, since she was taken to hospital after her custody stand-off. Last week, she was spotted singing her hit Toxic as she sat alone in a Mexican bar. “She was mumbling the words to Toxic in a very low voice. It was a strange thing to do and my waitress said she looked out of it,” said Gustavo Lopez of the Rosarito Beach Hotel in Mexico. Then, on her return to LA, the star was spotted buying new boyfriend Adnan Ghalib a car, in the dress she wore at her wedding to K-Fed. She has reportedly started talking in a strange British accent and is said to want to marry her Brummie lover – after a two-week romance.




Kanye & Beyonce Know How To Rock

here's Kanye West playing Beyonce in a game of Connect 4. The singer says on his blog that the game helps him zone out when he's on tour in Europe. He heard Beyonce was a bit of a pro and decided to challenge her to a game at the opening of Jay-Z's new club in Las Vegas. She beat him nine times in a row.




Talking Bollocks - Beckham Cosies Up To Gordon Brown

David Beckham had a date with the Prime Minister yesterday evening at No. 10 Downing Street. The footballer, sporting a new peroxide crop, emerged from the meeting to tell waiting reporters that Gordon Brown “is interested in sport and football. He’s a very good man, a man that’s looking after our country and he’s doing a very good job.” The meeting was believed to be about the campaign to win the chance to host the 2018 World Cup. Mr Brown said earlier, "David Beckham did a brilliant job in helping us win the Olympic decision for London. I think he can help in the future with some of the big national projects and that will benefit the country.” The PM is due to visit one of Beckham’s football academies in Greenwich later this week.




The Moment Britney Fell For Her "Only Friend In The World", The British Pap




Paris Hilton's New Film Is A Load Of Shit




News Just In: Britney's A Mental Patient...While The Paps Cuss Out K-Fed




Ano Or Mia?

Tara Reid is wasted! She's in Australia milking it for all it's worth...more like blood from a stone, really.




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